Monologues pārekareka mō te wahine - tuhinga oti

Piki, he wā kōnohete me ngā mata pouaka whakaata i tenei ra oro Monologues arearea mō wahine. Te pakaruhanga tūturu i roto i tenei aronga i hanga i "Comedy WOMAN" tuku. Na nga wahine KVN kawea maha Monologues pārekareka mō ngā wahine i roto i te ao nei.

Lady taunu: tona hoari, engari na ratou hoa ...!

Monologues pārekareka mō wahine te maha whakahaua ki nga tōnounou o te sex ataahua. Ko te kotiro e founga ki te kata ki a ratou ki runga ki a ratou. A i roto i tenei takoto te miramira, i pera ngā Monologues arearea mō wahine. Pule'i, kaua e mangere, ki te titiro Artist wawau, me te heahea tukua ki a koe te kite i runga i te wahi o ona mau paruparu.

Tenei ko te putanga tauhira: wehea te hoa he te nui ki tona kaumeá i runga i te waea.

- Na te tatau, parau ia ahau: "E koe tino kahore runaruna!" Ko toku tenei - me kahore! Ae, ake e ahau he mahi parekareka e taea te whakatuwhera i te tatau i waho te whakamahi i ratou ringa! A, ki te hiahia koe, ka taea te kawe i te reira mohio i te marena shampusika faahiti i ratou me te rua o te mea pomelo. Well, citrus ki a ratou - kia ratou "pomelo" te ... koe, Anka, Che kitea ahau i riri? e kore ahau e matau ... He koe hoki ia ranei mo ahau?

Ki te whawhai, ki te rapu i, ki te kitea, e kore e tukua kia haere!

kahu katoa o mahi korokē i oti rawa ki te raruraru o te rapu mo te hawhe tuarua. Ki te ako ki te tamata auaha ki te whakaoti i te raruraru, etahi kotiro, Monologues kōmeke e pā ana ki nga wahine e te hunga mohio ki te whakaoho i te ataata whakarongo.

Fele Miniatures takina āhuatanga o te nuinga o te iwi: he ratou ratou rawa rerekē atu e kite ratou i etahi atu.

Ko te tuarua "taea" - he whakaata o nga māngai o te hawhe kaha, e uru maitai ki te wahine farewell arearea. I runga i nga tangata e taea kotiro kōrero oku taengata! Ratou tika aroha ki te mahara ratou kōrero mua, share wheako, me pehea ki te "te whakamarie" ratou tane, whakaako ratou. Rapu mō te hawhe tuarua i oti rawa ki Monologues arearea mō wahine, kua whakaaturia nga tuhinga o nei i raro.

Ad i roto i te niupepa e pā ana ki te mohio "Puss i roto i tōkena"

Here kotahi ka mea ahau ki to tatou Granny tari anake. aihere Well, te Atua - kotahi kupu. unuhia e ahau i roto i tetahi wahi i roto i te hohonu o remu ratou, whakapai puka tonu o pānuitanga noa, ka whakatakotoria i roto i runga i te tepu.

ka mau ahau i tetahi wahi o te pepa i roto i ona ringa, pānui. A tika dayus miharo! Fantasy i babulechki, kia tuhia te reira, ara etahi ... mimiti! Ko te parau rawa tuatahi ahau arahina ki raptures. Whakarongo ki tenei: "E toku Kitty! Kei te tatari ngeru aroha me te manaaki hoki a koutou i roto i tona fare awhiawhi, i runga i te moenga iti ngohengohe ... hohoro taua, te kore e kia rerekē koutou wahi! "

Ahakoa neke atu i te te tohu e kore ki te haere ki kiritaki ki ratou ake whakaaro, me tohutohu i tatou, e kore i taea e whakauaua atu ahau aniraa: "Babulechka, a he aha e hiahia ana koe i tenei" ngeru "? ora koe i roto i te rangimarie i roto i to ratou fare awhiawhi - pai. Na reira ka kia etahi rogue, Nakuru, tōkena whakamararatia a tawhio noa ... "A babulechka ahau i roto i te whakautu:" Docha, kua kite te wahi e koe te ngeru i roto i tona tōkena, ka, he "?

Granny-noa ahakoa i rapu i te ngeru mo toku ngeru, ka whakaaro ahau, na e mohio ana he aha.

wahine farewell arearea e pā ana ki nga tangata "sexy Fatal titiro hawhe"

kia waiho tenei kuputuhi hei toronga o te iti tuatahi, no te mea e wahi te mahi katoa i roto i te putanga kotahi, te wahi e whakaaetia pānuitanga. Ko tenei wa ka haere mai te wahine puka rawa nehenehe i roto i koti papura, pōtae matomato me te kameta karaka. I roto i te faaararaa i mea ai e te sexy mate rapu mō te mate wairua. Te pai, ahau ka pupuri i ona niho, a ka mea tetahi mea: na sexy sexy, katoa he māramatanga o te kupu.

Whaikupu o te wahine me te tāmi kāpeti tuatahi

He wahine taitamariki e noho i roto i te parahiraa, a faaoti ki te faaite i ki a tatou o koutou haamana'oraa o te mua o ratou tane.

- Ko taku tahu tuatahi, i roto i te parau tumu, te tangata pai. Anake rawa nui whakairihia ahau ake i runga i te kai. Ko nga mea katoa rite ahau - whakataurite tonu ia ki te tunu kai o toku whaea. "E kore e kukama parai!" Aha? Well ko te taua zucchini, teeki noa tenei. e kore te aha kōrori ratou? "! Mai te tāmi kāpeti kore tunu" Strange ... e maoa tōmato, kohuatia paukena, me te kāpeti - kahore?

Ko ahau e te natura te tangata ki te whakaaro. A e kore ahau e rite ki te haere i te ara, he mea patu. I roto i te whānui, e kore matou i whakaae ki aku pūāhua tuatahi.

Ko te kōrero e pā ana ki te tane tuarua, me te take i raro i te moenga

Lady - toka sexy - tonu te farewell arearea. Kua puta ke nga tangata me nga wahine wahi me te mea i roto i tona kōrero. tāpiri tenei he tea ki te ahua: otiia tikanga ki te meka i ko reira te sex kaha ētahi wā ka taea ki ia haere mai te kāinga i roto i te ata "i runga i shofe" me tana wahine ataahua whakama ata mō te hapa. pakaru stereotype. Here, te tokorua tūranga whakauru.

- Ko te Tiamana taku tane tuarua. hoatu e ia ki ahau tana tōmui downright riri! "Home Drunk i te po kore mai!". Well, he aha te e parau ko? A te wahi tonu i ahau te tahi mea ki te haere i te po? Hei te mahi - wawe me ki ona hoa - te mutunga ... Me pēhea te ki ake ara, tango o te roro e haamata i roto i te rua i te taka noa: te pungarehu i roto i te peihana huka he kore ki te wiri, i raro i te moenga, e kore e titiro mo te take. Hea ahau e taea e titiro hoki a ia ake, ki te i ahau ki a ia, ka whakairihia ki runga ... tikanga hoatu e ahau. Well, i roto i te poto, i ia ki te takoto ki raro! Whanau, kupu poto. A ki taua kore matou e whiwhi haere.

Whaikupu o te wahine te toru, ka ngaro ana waewae

A toru, ko toku tahu Estonian. Ki te ia kua riro matou tōkena piripiri wāhi. Ae, mea ohie rite tōkena auau taea meinga te whakarere! "Pänui o ahau ne-al-Tal chotnoe cal-Do-matou-hōnore Skoff, mamaoa kazhtaya hurihia i roto i kamochek Trushkov o Turuka. Pa-Pänui o roto Akimi Ani-Fr Sa teryayuts-ca? "Me pehea kia mohio ahau he aha e ngaro tonu enei tōkena? Ahau rawa tika ratou, na ki te puranga constricted i roto i te mīhini horoi Rawe. e kore ano pai! He tonu e kore rite toku missus e poraka te tae ke. He ko etahi serovatenky, na puaatoro. A ka ahau - tae whakaaro-whakatangi! Mau, i reira ka haere mai taea te mea i te huinga katoa ki tae aniwaniwa. kitea e Hoahoa, i roto i te tahi atu mea ... Otiia - kihai i mauruuru i taku tahu, toku rere o wawata. E kore matou e whiwhi me reira. Nana, tenei ko te tumanako whakamutunga mo koutou.

Na tika te "sexy femme" tona kameta karaka, ore i whiua e tana pokohiwi koti papura.