E faiva Funny e pā ana ki te kura. e faiva poto Funny e pā ana ki te kura

Whakapaipai o hararei tata katoa o te tamaiti he e faiva rorirori e pā ana ki te kura. OIO whakahaeretia i roto i te taiepa taketake, rōpū Christmas, Day a Kaiwhakaako, te ra o te kura o te whanau - ko koutou e kore e matau take nui ki te whai ngahau!

He pai ki te whakahere a koutou i te kōwhiringa o te maha scenes e āwhina i te hanga i te huru e mea hakari ana matou.

kōrero poto

Whakaratohia konei e iti e faiva rorirori e pā ana ki te kura e kore e rapu aauraa o tirohanga me ngā tuhinga roa.

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ta ētahi ākonga hiamoe ki tetahi:

- ahau pea mate pāwera!

- He aha koe i e whakaaro na?

- Ae, Au e hipokina e ahau katoa ki te paraikete, me te moe i te wa katoa!

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E rua ngā ākonga i muri i te haapiiraa matawhenua:

- Heoi, e kore ahau e whakapono e te takahuri i te whenua!

- He aha te mea e?

- Ae, ki te te reira hauhautanga, te moana e kua mai roa maringi!

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Mole riri parau tona hoa:

- Ka taea e koe e feruri? ka ui te kaiako e kia huaina ahau noa taua momo wehenga! A e kore ahau e whisking pāngarau!

I roto i te taiwhanga rorohiko

Ko te whai ake e faiva rorirori e pā ana ki te kura e kore e rapua e hoki whakapaipai motuhake. Anake i roto i te hiahia o muri ki te waiho i te peehia o te piha haapiiraa rorohiko.

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Stupid kotiro kura nui whakaatu atu, titiro i te papa i roto i te whakaata:

- Marama toku whakaata, korero mai ki ahau! Ae, te pūrongo pono katoa! Ahau patu anake i roto i te marama o te reka katoa? Katoa slimmer me te ake huatau?

Mirror (drawl, engari riri):

- ka hoatu e ahau to koutou whakahoki a koe! I whiwhi koe! Ahau - te papa!

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ui te akonga te kaiako:

- Ivan Ivanovich, a ka whai koe i te tamaiti ko te papa?

- No, he aha e koe, na he kore i reira rorohiko!

- A he aha i koe te tākaro?

- I runga i te huarahi!

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Cleaning wahine mai ki te ruma rorohiko, me te tino ui:

- Ko wai i konei e matau ana ki te whakamahi rorohiko?

ngā ākonga katoa, kaore he aweretanga, mea atu: "Ko ahau."

Cleaning wahine (o tupe'i):

- Na tonu haere ipurangi me te titiro mo te pae i reira koe ako ki te whakamahi i te wharepaku!

Scene i te huritau kura: rorirori, me te kore rawa te roa

Me whiwhi tēnei scene anake nga āhuatanga āhuatanga o te kaitapere. "Botan" kia mau mōhiti me tino korero, he kotiro me tona hoa kōhine - titiro heahea, te uatoko o me te ngākau nui.

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titiro te taata rite te angamaheni "nerd," ta tona hoa:

- Ka taea e koe e feruri ahau ka karanga Tomka kāinga kia kite i te mea e kore te mea pera ia me te rorohiko! Haere mai, a taea te kite i te reira, katoa i roto i te wahi kotahi e kore e taea noho! I runga i te pōtaka heamana, i takaia te huri noa te aho i runga i te waewae o te heamana. oati ahau, wetekina ana te aho, whakanohoia peke te plug, tahuri i runga i tona rorohiko me te maui.

Tomochka, okeoke ana kanohi, anaanatae parau tona hoa:

- Aue, tenei Lyutikov hoki e taea ki te maka!

- He aha te tikanga a koutou?!

- Well, ka haere ia ki ahau, ka titiro i te rorohiko, hoatu ana ringa ki runga, fanafana te tahi mea ngaro, tahuri toku heamana 10 wa tētākaraka, whana waewae, fanafana ano te tahi mea pūngāwerewere me mahue rorohiko. A feruri na, mahi reira!

Hoa, tenei rongopai:

- Wow! Warlock!

e faiva Tino rorirori e pā ana ki te kura

I muri whakamārama i te haapiiraa o te kaiako hītori taiao ui te piha haapiiraa:

- Well, inaianei matau koutou he aha te hukarere i roto i te hotoke, a i roto i te raumati e kore te mea te reira?

Petrov, i tona nohoanga:

- O te akoranga, o te akoranga! Ki te hinga ia i roto i te raumati, kua ia e rewa!

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I roto i te haapiiraa Russian, ka mea te kaiako:

- Petrov, "ako ahau, koutou ako, kei te ako ia" - Ko te aha te wa?

Petrov, me te aue:

- Lost, MK'Ivana!

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Ki te tamaiti o pai hoa pai, me te mea:

- Andrei, haere tenei po i roto i te wharekai ki te kotiro!

Anaru, whakaaro:

- No, e kore ahau e haere ki a koe! He te koronete waiata, haruru katoa ...

- Na te aha?

- Ae, i ngakau rua ahau e te āhuatanga taua taea mahino kakato e ahau te mauri o te Lebesgue-Stieltjes.

Scenes mō ngā ākonga teina

Ko te e faiva rorirori e whai ake nei - no te kura tuatahi. Ka taea te pai whakakitea ratou i te hakari i roto i ngā pēpi. Heoi, ka whai ngā ākonga kura nui te awhina ana hoa teina.

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ta ākonga kura High ki tona hoa:

- Titiro pēhea te poauau te tuatahi-kaiauroro! ka whakaatu ahau ki a koe!

Karangatia te koati, me ka huarahi ia, e ai ta ia ki a ia:

- I roto i tenei ringa i ahau 50 moni, a i roto i te 10 - e tangohia e koe koe?

Kid e 10 moni. kura High kata ākonga, whiria tona maihao ki tona temepara, ueue i.

tuatahi-kaiauroro hoa peka ui ia:

- He aha koe i i whiriwhiri 10 moni?

kaiauroro Tuatahi hari reo:

- Well, ki te whiriwhiri e ahau 50, ka hei te kēmu ki runga!

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kite Tuatahi-kaiauroro te manicure i te kura nui (rongopai):

- Class, e whai koe whao roa!

kura High, affectations:

- He aha te ki rite?

- Well, ae! Ratou rakau piki pea na whakamarie!

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Kei te titiro mama i te rātaka kaiauroro tuatahi. Na reira Deuce whiti atu, a ka wha nga muri ko. Mama, ki te wehi:

- Vanya! He aha te mea te reira?!

Vanya, titiro marie i tona whaea:

- Ko tatou mea te kaiako e te mea e matou hiahia ki te, ka taea e tatou te whakatika i te kōeke kino!

Scenes ki ngā kaiako

Ko te whai ake e faiva rorirori poto e pā ana ki te kura e taea te tākaro ratou, engari e taea te karangatia ki te whai wāhi i roto i a ratou, me ngā kaiako.

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Talanoa ki te kaiako:

- Sidorkin kore koutou e ahau i fafau e fakatonutonu tona haupara?

- Ae, MK'Ivana.

- A kihai ahau i fafau ki te karanga koutou matua, ki te kahore e meatia e koutou tenei?

- Ae, MK'Ivana, engari ki te kahore i puritia e ahau tona kupu whakaari, a kore koutou e taea e mau hoki tona ake!

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titiro te kaiako i tino tōmuri mai:

- Semyon! kei te mutunga ano koe! He aha te mea tenei wa?

Purapura moenga, te taiâ:

- MK'Ivana, ka whakaara ahau ake, ka titiro i taua haora, a hua kore blinked.

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tahuri kaiako Music ki mama:

- Me ki te tākaro i te piana koutou tamahine!

Mama, aue puhoi:

- E te Ariki, te wahi nui atu! E tatou oho te hoa whitu i roto i!

Dreams, moe ...

Enei iti e faiva rorirori e pā ana ki te kura e rapu kua he iti o pae, e whakaatu ana i puta mai nga takatu i o te kura, ahakoa e taea enei kōrero te tango i te wahi i roto i te mea kiano i matao. Te reira i katoa tei runga i te whakaaro o te kaiwhakahaere.

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Sidorov, aue puhoi, mai te kāinga i te kura. ui Ivanov ia:

- Sidorov, he aha e mahi koe? Deuce ka?

Sidorov kanohi:

- Uh-taua tuari i.

Na tāpiri ia ā,:

- A feruri, me pehea e riro māmā ki te ako, ki te taea te mohiotia te ture tauwehe āhuahanga ki te kupu: "Ae, ka taea e tetahi kite i te taua!"

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Te tangata dreamily: "e riro te reira i pai ki te taea e tai'o tatou feruriraa! katahi ahau e mohio ki ta ki te mea i roto i te piha haapiiraa! "

Tona hoa: "Io, a heoi mohio ia e whakaaro te kaiako ina whakahoki koe he!"

Romance

O te akoranga, e kore e taea e poto e faiva rorirori e pā ana ki te kura te tau'a ore i taua, i nga wa ohorere faaite ake i roto i te aroha kura i waenganui i tamariki me nga kotiro.

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kaitiaki iti Johnny Masha kāinga i te kura, me te parau ia momou:

- Whakarongo, Meri, e hiahia ana ahau ki te whakaae ki a koe (okioki) (ka huaina i hohoro korero) tae noa haere koe ki te poari, haea e ahau atu i nga parirau o te ngaro, a maka ana e ia ki roto ki to koutou kōpaki! Tukua ahau!

Masha, he squint ngautuara:

- fifili ahau, ki te he te reira reka?

tino raruraru Little Johnny:

- e kore ahau e mohio ... He aha e tono koe?

Masha ata:

- Ae, e hiahia ana ahau ki te whakapāha, rawa! meatia e ahau i te reira ki a koutou i roto i te hupa i roto i te kai i maturuturu iho ruma noa haere koe ki te hoko taro!

Otiia he kata iti

Kei te maha tangohia Ahakoa te e faiva rorirori e pā ana ki te kura tika i te ora, na te ngā o te hakari e taea ratou haere mai ki te tahi mea rite taua ake.

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ui haapiiraa reo Russian Little Johnny rōpū o te hoa:

- Hey, pehea ki te mea, tīhi tīhi ranei?

He hoa, whakatikatika ana mōhiti, ki te mata tika:

- Ko te aronga i runga i te "o"!

Little Johnny, i muri i te okioki:

- Mauruuru koe! Whakaorangia, na whakaorangia!

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Hoa (i roto i te ahua - he tauira pai) ta ki te aue:

- Ae, Lozhkyn, koutou e kore hanga hoa ki tona matenga!

Lozhkyn ueue i:

- Kua hokona e ahau i te reira pono he hononga pakihi - whangai ahau ia, ka whakaaro ia!

Kōrerorero ki te kaiako

e faiva Funny e pā ana ki te kura - ahakoa whakarite koe KVN, era atu meatanga ngahau ranei - e kore e taea te mahi i waho kōrero, rite ki te whai ake.

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kōrero te kaiako ki te tauira matua fashionably kakahu:

- Lera, pai mahi, mutu koe ki te kia te mutunga mō te kura!

- Ae, MK'Ivana, te reira no te mea o toku whaea.

- Ko reira e, i te korero mātauranga pai?

- No, ngā tika hokona ia ia he pūtu Italian chic!

- Na te aha?

- Ka rite ki te aha? Na ahau tiki ake i te tuatahi, ki te whai wā ki te hoatu i runga i o ratou whaea i mua! (Gordo mukua)

ka whiua te kaiako ake ona ringa.

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kaiako ruhiruhia, aue, e ai ta tona hoa:

- ka kua pea whakatane ahau!

- He aha e korero koe e pā ana ki! kei koe te kaiako pai i roto i te kura!

- whiwhi ahau rawa nui ... haere ahau i roto i te Wilkes i ata tonu o te iwi, ara e ahau toku kanohi, ka mea, Kati te: "Hello, noho iho!"

Funny? O te akoranga, wawau!

He pai e faiva Funny e pā ana ki te kura no te mea he ngāwari ki te tākaro ratou, e kore ratou e rapu utu taupupu e huhú. Ko te mea matua ko te ki te whai i tō huru koa tuku ki o koutou kaimätakitaki!

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- Mit, e mohio ana koe ki ta te kupu tu hoki "super"?

- Well, te reira te tahi mea kia nui atu te mea te mea kua a kore e taea e.

- A "Kōnei"?

- A "Kōnei" ... (t Mitya rae) Aue! Ko te tahi mea atu "super" tenei!

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Girls kanikani i roto i te kanikani:

- Hey, e kore koutou e mohio ki ta Mosul?

- Well, te taua i te wheua nui, kua hoatu ai i te reira i roto i te hupa. He aha korua e inoi koutou?

- Ae, kua i ahau i rongo i te waiata hauhautanga: «e koe toku ngakau, e koe toku wairua ...»

I te atamira, ka tīmata ia ki te tangi i te waiata o te waiata rongonui whakamana e te pēne Modern Talking

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Petka ki te "rama" nui, me te i raro i te kanohi o tona hoa:

- Petya, he aha e hipokina koutou i roto i karawarawa?

- Ko te whawhai te aanoraa a ki te kotiro tākaro!

- Na te aha?

- Na tahuri te reira i roto i, i te rōpū teina o tiriraa! A e kore e mahue i enei!

Ko te take i roto i te rūma whakatika

Ētahi e faiva rorirori e pā ana ki te kura e rapu te whai wāhitanga o extras. Ko ratou tonu e kore e waiho uaua mō mahi.

Girls karanga taata pakeke rou. mutu ratou kaiako:

- Kāti! Eaha tei tupu?!

Ko tētahi o nga kotiro riri:

- Lyutikov tutei i runga i a tatou i roto i te rūma whakatika!

Te Kaiwhakaako, i ata titiro i Lyutikova:

- Na te aha, rite reira?

Buttercups raruraru puku, ka reo take:

- No!

Girls himene, drawling me he:

- e kore pehea?!

He tohutohu torutoru mō kaiwhakahaere

te huahua rorirori katoa e pā ana ki te kura, rite matau koutou, ki te kia takaro tika, me te tino. huinga iti a kore e pokanoa.

I runga i te wā e taea te hoatu e koe, hei tauira, e rua tēpu me te poari ki te waihanga i te ahua o te piha haapiiraa. Ki te puta ngā i roto i te mea kiano i matao ranei i te ara te kāinga, ka taea e koe moemoea ake. Hoki te "kāinga ara" nui me kotahi te rakau pae ranei. A ka taea te takaro te āhuatanga, tango wahi i roto i te aroa kura i roto i te mua o te matapihi nui i roto i te papamuri.

Nui i roto i enei whakaari poto - e kore e panamaha ratou whakapaipai. stubby ratou, a pera kia te arotahi ki runga i te aha te kaiwhakaari te kupu, a kore te meka e te karapotia ai i tenei momeniti.

Hei hanga scenes i roto i te kotahi konohete, ka taea e koe fakaafe'i te ariki, e ka e te whakarongo, te wahi te āhuatanga i homai. Kia auaha, me he ki kia mahara tino koutou hararei, a ka hua te wheako tino faahiahia!