E faiva Funny mo te kamupene: ngahau, Miniatures me tales patupaiarehe

He mea nui i te whakatangihanga i te hakari scenes rorirori. Hoki te whakaminenga, paku tipsy me Tuhinga, ka waiho reira ngā noa ki te tango i te wahi i roto i te mahi kōmeke tene. Ehara i te mea e tika ana ki te faaineine i roto i mua i te piha, ara, ki te te hāngai ki runga ki hangatanga. He e faiva rorirori hoki te kamupene ki te whiriwhiri i te pai o nga mahi katoa mohiotia e te whakakē ratou aamu.

talanoa rāwhara - iwi tika posmeshili!

Ka taea e tatou whakahere he whakataetae taua: kapa tangata e toru ki te tākaro scenes paki rorirori. Hoki te kamupene o te iwi tauhou, e kore he tino uaua noa te mahi taua, engari taea te reira ki a koutou te whakatau hohoro, ka hanga hoa. No te mea e mohio ana tatou katoa i reira he mea e tahoê, rite te mahi tahi, te atu auaha. Ko te mahi kia kē Kei ngā tauira e pukukata e faiva, ngahau, engari e taea te hanga petipeti. Hei tauira, "Scene-talanoa e pā ana ki te zyate whaea-a rauhanga kino" ranei "tū talanoa e pā ana ki te whakaaro nui, me te kuware Chapaeva Petka". Ka taea e ka te whakamahi e te pikitia rorirori ki te tuku ki te whiua ratou i roto i mua o manuhiri.

Te faaineineraa no te whakataetae Miniatures rorirori

kia tangohia e koe ake nga tauhaa e tika ana mō te tākaro ministsenok. E nehenehe te reira pohewa me pōtae, he momo o mōhiti (he wahine tawhito ki te whitiki rapa me te ra superfashionable), pahau teka, mustaches, ihu, poke, hamarara, hī tokotoko, pütu hī, tamariki patu ha'uti (hoari, hoari, raiwhara, pītara, kopere, me pere) . Heoi, ka taea e te kōwhiringa e nui whānui reira katoa, tei runga i te aha te huru o e faiva rorirori mo te kamupene ki te haere mai ki toi hinengaro. Ko reira pea e ka hiahia ratou Tricycle o te tamariki, ranei a mama ruau pūāhuru, retireti kete ranei ki te kohikohi harore.

korero Kirihimete

scene Gay tino ki te pai manuhiri, ki te reira fele e roto i kōrero magic patupaiarehe. Hei tauira, kia mau ai ki "korero tawhito o te mōrihana ki te tea hou."

Kupu i te kaituhi:

noho ia i te wahine tawhito ki te hubby taitama-biznesledi
I te moana, te motu o te Karipiana.
noho ratou i roto i tona whare whakapaipai
Rite e toru nga tau, e toru nga ra me te toru nga po.
noho He wahine tawhito i roto i te whare e te Taenga mai,
He koati taitamariki ko - tonu.
I mua i mahue, whiua te wahine tawhito ...

Ko te wahine tawhito:

whakahihi koe, Krotik toku tika!
Nechay konei privechayut kahore nei patu,
Ko te raka i te tepu ki te karanga ae whakato.
I muri i te katoa, kahore pai kore e mutu te reira,
Rawa, mai e tīmata koe ki te kukume wahine.
e kore ahau e hiahia ki te whakawehi ia Rybonka -
Kaua rawa e i i ahatia ia e ahau e kore e meatia e ahau ...
Ko reira he taata i roto i te ao o te kino,
Whakakake, tohunga rawa, hae engari apo!
"E tai" Ko te tino aha imechko -
Ko te ko wai kia koe e wehi o te rau tau!

kaituhi:

Ka mea te wahine koroheke tona koati,
Glazonki te whenua iri tano ki tona ...

Buddy:

He aha e koe, Mamic toku puzipuzichka!
Ko koe toku krasotulya-arbuzichka!

kaituhi:

Na ka mea, pōpōnga ia te wahine tawhito
... ka te hoki raro, ka te kopu ngako!
I te kanohi wa whakakini taua
Ko te pononga, te shoferitse, te kaimahi.
Na haere ana te wahine tawhito ki te motu,
oma Young koati ki te moana.
ka anga ia ki te pāwhiri i te ika koura.

Buddy:

Ika me te ika! Hohoro kia kau a konei!
Ko te wahine tawhito ko maka ano toku mahi preprotivnaya!
Tau Hou i tino i runga i te ihu,
Well koe homai ki ahau, Fish, i!
tatari ahau mo te meneti e rua ranei, mai i kore yavishsya - faahapa koe!

kaituhi:

rere ia ki tona ika, ka ui ...

Goldfish:

He aha vopish koutou, koati kahore ko te take,, ka?
Ko ahau te mea homai ki a rite koe.
Here, titiro ...

kaituhi:

A i runga i te rohe i mahue!
A e kore tetahi ika i te katoa, me te kotiro!
Young, ataahua, mea kororia te!
e kore Old makutu-biznesmenshe te tokorua, na ka titiro.
Na ka mea a Buddy Fish
Ko nga kupu o te āhukahuka enei, ...

Fish:

Ahakoa ahau ika, rite, wahangu,
Na matao-toto kararehe moana,
Otiia e kore e ahau te ariā o incorporeal -
Ko ahau he wahine, takamiri i mua i rongo toa.
whakanohoia e koe tou ringa a tawhio noa ahau kita, kihi i runga i toku mangai, wera -
A ka whakarite i ahau katoa e ui ki a koutou -
Hiahia haere mai pono i roto i te Tau Hou i waenganui po ...

Pihi (e rua "scenes o poroporoaki kaimahi ', e pupuri ana i te rau e totoro ranei te wahi o te papanga).

kaituhi:

Koia i hopukia ai koati i roto i te whatunga rybii
Na ka arahina ia kupu teka ...
Tino tamata ahau ki te aroha i te reira ika hāwareware,
Ko te tetahi e tika te whakaaro ki te ahua o reka.
Heoi, e kore te mea rerekē te taata e:
whakamahia e ia ki te hoko mo te moni.
Na ka haere mai te kau o te hari mo ia,
A, no te hiahia ika ki te whakarite i tona
Ua faaite ia hihiko. Na ka mea ia ...

"Oho te pihi te motu" - haere ki te "kaimahi atamira" pupuri i te wāhanga kiko.

Buddy:

A e hiahia ana ahau taku ika aroha,
Ki taku wahine e kua kua e ahau muri atu ahau,

Ataahua e kua mafakamatalai kua!

Na nga taonga katoa, taonga
kua toku ...

Kaituhi (te pānui i te kuputuhi me tuhituhi nga kaitapere, improvising)

grinned Fish zloradostno,
whakakitea Buddy he puku toothy ...
I te kau ano ka tahuri ia ki te tangata tawhito decrepit,
Elder decrepit, hina-hina, me te ngoikore.
I roto i te nohoanga i noho ia i te saliote,
I te mata moana titiro pouri ia.
ko te kotiro taitama nga wahine o tona.
A ko reira pono, aroha - mahi matou kore mohio.
Anake te kōrero ko, titiro tatou katoa ki
A tapiti faahou, te huri i te iti anake.
No te mea ka rite ki i roto i te po i te Tau Hou o te
Ko reira te hiahia ki te whakaaro nui whakaaro.
Kaua e hiahia koe i te tangata ke te mea kino,
A ui mo te waimarie pai, hauora!
Na reira nga hiahia pai
e kore e kore ki te kia whakakiia tonu!
Na kia te mōhiti waina ki tonu!
Na marama ake kanohi ki ataata,
Na ngahau i roto i te whare kia te moe!