Scene Funny i runga i April 1. Tupuraa 1 Paengawhāwhā

Kia pehea te i te whakarerenga iho o ngahau, me te hanga ngahau o tetahi ki tetahi i runga i te ra tuatahi o te puna te marama o te tau waenga, kahore tetahi tangata e mohio mo te tino. Heoi, he unofficial Day hararei o te wairangi faaoti ki whakanui i te ngahau me te ngahau. A i roto i te tahi mau vahi ara he wāhi mō konohete, rōpū rangatōpū, i reira he scene rerekē o Aperira 1, he reira rawa e tika ana.

Ārahi rōpū rangatōpū "Day April Kuware o"

O te akoranga, te paku-e faiva rorirori hoki te hararei kia taea ki te whiua me manuhiri. Otiia tonu he mea tino nui ki te whiriwhiri i te rangatira pai mo tenei hui.

pea te reira i tuakiri pai-mohiotia, he āhuatanga kanapa, tikanga funky, te whakapakoko taketake, mohiotia nei ki huihui katoa. O te akoranga, enei mau taata e tika Momo, e ka whakaatu i te kaitapere runaruna i te tokotoko o te whakahaere rangatōpū.

Hei tauira, ka taea e te hunga e Renata Litvinova, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, Mikhail Boyarsky, Verka Serduchka. Waihanga i te whakapakoko o te raraunga takitahi tino ngāwari, no te mea he ratou na kanapa e parody ratou - he pai. ka whakahaere ratou i te hōtuhi i runga i April 1, whakaarohia konei.

Putaatu i te manuhiri ārahi me te mihi

iriti i te reira i te hakari rerekē scene. I te April 1, ko reira pai kore ki te pa ki tōrangapū, me te ho'ata e pā ana ki te mārama, me te kati i ngā kaupapa katoa.

I runga i te scene Zhirinovsky. Ko ia, rite tonu, hiamo noa, ki etahi whānuitanga riri.

- Ko e mohio te rewera te mea! Whakama! Katoa o koutou i roto i Lefortovo, e kore i roto i te tari! Ko wai kua whakaaetia ki te haere mai ki konei? Te aha?! ui ahau ki a koutou! Tenei ko koe, te wahine i roto i te pōtae, he aha e mahi koe? - tohu ia ki te wahine e whakaatu Renata Litvinova.

- ahau? Ahau ... ahau Vita - i roto i te mutunga ... e ko te faufaa ki te mata ... - babbles tahi-ope, te huri i tona pōtae.

- Ko te reira, e i te mutunga balansiruesh koutou i waenganui haere noa, me te ... Ko wai kua whakaaetia ki te haere mai ki konei, kahore whakaaetanga mōhiohio tenei rōpū wairangi? Vladimirsky Central karanga hoki koutou! Maumaui, etahi maumaui o te wa! - Zhirinovsky hopu tona matenga.

- I te ara, te hararei i runga i Aperira 1 (Day April Kuware o) tuhu atu Czar Pita ki waho - kua kitea he kupu whakahoki Renata.

- He aha enei kupu e korero koe e pā ana ki? A i reira he meka taua keria koutou?

- Ko te ... - Renata pakō mana mamao, puta i runga i te anga scene, whaihanga i te aroturuki.

Pushkin i te tuatahi o Aperira

Tenei scene rorirori i runga i April 1, ko te ahua o te whakataetae o connoisseurs whiti.

I runga i te wā - e toru o Tsar Pita, me te tangata rangatira e pānui te kupu o te kaituhi.

Kaituhi: tukemata kingi, te faatu'atu'a mai
ka mea ahau ...

Pita:

"Inanahi
takahuri iho e ia i te tupuhi
Pita "pou.

Kaituhi: Ko mataku.

Rangatira nui: "E kore ahau e mohio .. taea e te reira parau mau?"

Kaituhi: kata Kingi.

Pita: "Ko te teina tuatahi, Paenga!"

Pātai manuhiri i roto i, me te i roto i tahi-ope Mihaila Boyarskogo

Zhirinovsky:

- A ko wai mea whakaaro reira? Kaua e kore koe koe, ko te meka ... tou pōtae rite patu, e kore e whakaae tetahi, tika tukua reira ... Pea e matau ana koutou ki konei ko wai i tuhituhi ai? A he aha te i muri, tuari i?

Ki te kupu e whakahokia e kore tetahi nga pātai tika Zhirinovsky, i roto i te tauari o April 1, ka tomo Boyarsky.

- He mano rewera! Ko April wairangi Day 'kē i roto i te mana tonu haere, engari e tonu tatou tetahi kanohi e kore i roto i ... kihai i hurihia! Ka rite ki te mea te tangata maramarama e kore te wairangi kuware i roto i te kēmu takaro, no te mea e ora ratou i roto i a ratou ... Aue! Ko wai e kite i ahau? Vladimir Volfovich! He aha te haere i runga i? Ko wai e hiahia ana ki te whakato ano i muri tutaki?

Zhirinovsky:

- Waiho koutou idiots whakakatakata, te kaiwhakangungu o Tigers! kei tatou e whakatau ngā take nui, tōrangapū. Wai tuhituhi te rotarota, me te aha te i muri? kei koe te haora, e kore ahau e mohio?

Boyarsky grins me homai te whakautu tika. O te akoranga, i reira ko te hokohoko o te rotarota o Pushkin ko etahi rangirua. Ko te rorirori e faiva mo ngā pakeke whakaae reira.

Waiho Verka Serduchka "placebo i roto i te pounamu"

Ko reira tika ki te scene rerekē i runga i April 1 e pā ana ki te placebo me whakapono. takaro te tūranga matua i roto i reira Verka Serduchka, e puta i runga i te scene ki te putea tonu o ngā hua.

- A konei ahau ahau, Zdorovenki buly, rangatira! Na sho mahi tatou i konei? Vipivaem, i roto i tetahi ara? - e ia he karaihe i te tepu i tetahi o nga manuhiri, hongi. - Well, e toku Atua, me pehea e taea te inu i tenei crap?! Well te reira matū totoka! A ko reira pai anake mo te huruhuru kotiro i muri i 60. A reira, ki te i marenatia kua ratou. Kahore he mea pai me kaihoroi atu to tatou vodka reira! - whiwhi i roto o te putea ki te pounamu o, uhia iho wai. - Here, tamata, wahi pai, tika tamata! hauora tonu! - ringihia, manuhiri akina ki te tamata. - Well, pehea?

Ko te pounamu o te waiu diluted ki te wai. Noatia, he āheinga korero e pā ana ki reira i roto i nui.

- Me pēhea te - e kore e gorilka? Well mea ahau - gorilka! e kore koe e whakapono, na reira? Na tenei, rokohanga, he placebo, ae! "E inu, me te whakawhirinaki" huaina ko! kai koe i te hōtiti, whakapono e te hanga ai o kai: mīti reira, poaka ... ka tika whakapono ahau - kua digested reira me rite koe mīti me te poaka!

Whaikupu Verka "whakapono - kahore e whakawhirinaki"

I tenei wāhi, ka taea e koe te kōkuhu rerekē e faiva rorirori mō ngā rōpū rangatōpū. Hei tauira, te farewell-kōrero e pā ana ki te kaumeá.

Taku hoa - e kore e whakapono ki te reira! - tuhituhia atu ki te kōpae, mo te mate taimaha. A e kore e tika i tuhituhia i roto i, me te'e li'aki ia pononga Nemerow! Ahakoa tyshshu, ranei e rua - e ahau e kore e mahara. A ia, i roto i toku whakaaro, kia rite ki te tangata hou - ano he placebo whakapono hiahia koe i te reira. riro te, no te mea te tahi mea, a haere ana katoa o to tatou mau fifi - Tokmo i roto i te whakapono tangata noneshnie - ka mea te tohunga i roto i te hahi.

sho au ahau Mō Ba-Ila reira? He pro-hoa Tanya. I roto i te poto, ka whakauru te reira i duroha whakawhirinaki i roto i tō pohudilny kōpae rorohiko, ka noho i reira i roto i te kēmu me pehea ki te tākaro whakairi ki runga ki whatunga pāpori ranei, engari ko te mata kia tonu, engari he kau, he kau, engari he kau. Ka rite ki taata tei mau o te hakari, i muri ki nei tana wahine noho ... ka sho pei ia ie whakakini - e kore e Papau, tokmo whakaaro ia ko ia tana tāutanga homai pohudilnuyu.

e noho ia i te rorohiko - a ki runga ki te pauna. Na nga hua ka me i reira! Titiro rite kore e whakawhirinaki rawa ia ko. Na Tanya e ahakoa te wairangi, engari e kore e roto i te poari: kotahi te kainga me te tuhituhia, i reira e tika ana. ka whakahoki ia: "koe, e toku aroha, kia nui ... tenei mea ... pai, e matau ana koutou (whakaatu reira ringa te wahi i reira whanganga tailors paea hip). He biofield nui, i konei! I roto i te poto, koutou ... ko ratou enei? .. patua ponana te hunga e tonoa matou CD. Koe - he tuakiri tino, engari koe Me ki timata ki te whai wāhi i roto i te pūnaha o etahi ahua, a ka riro ia koutou ira tangata "!

Na puta Tanya te kotahi anake te wahi (whakaatu ringa hanga he māhunga nui). He tangata i roto i tona mau tino. A faaoti ia ki te whakapono ano, ka tirohia. Kua tuhituhia e ahau me tenei kōpae, i muri nei e te kiia reira ira tangata. Ko te puku e kore te mea e utu he tysh tokorua, pea ake. I runga i te wairangi hunga whakaponokore hangaia ki te ngaro taimaha i rahua, inaianei i mahi nga mata. Placebo!

Na noho toku Tanyuha, titiro ano i te mata, e tatari ana mo te faaururaa. No te mea-a konei haere mai ahau.

Hera "Me pēhea te ki te hoko i te kōpae wātea"

mai Renate ki Serduchka:

- mahino ahau e tenei ra, April 1 - ngahau me ngahau April Kuware o Day? Na to koutou kōrero - tito oti, e tika?

Vera:

- He aha tito? pono Katoa! Na ka tango ahau i te puku i Tanya, i kawea mai ki konei.

Renata:

- A kihai i taea e hoatu e koe a reira ki ahau? e ahau tamata ano ... Pea kore ahau i whai i te taua koreutu, kaha, a e tauturu i ia i ahau.

Vera:

- A i te mea e ka? kei koe, kia rite ki, a na noa ... ka ohorere, i muri atu skhudnosh? Well te reira sho ka whiwhi rite te pai te tahi mea?

Renata:

- Io, te auraa e whakapono rawa koutou i roto i tona kaha! Haere mai i runga i, hohoro hokona ai ki ahau! Kia pehea te nui? - faaho'i i roto i te Serduchka o ringa kōpae.

- No, pai, titi ahau - kore otderosh rite kapia ... i runga i te koti! Aue, pai! Haere mai i runga i ... e toru tyshshi !!!

oroko Renata tona peke, me te tango i roto i te moni. Na ka hopu te kōpae me te rere atu. Vera:

- placebo ... Tanya parau ahau e ki ana ringa haehae atu, a ahau i kore whakapono. Tenei te aha te tikanga o reira ki te mahi i runga i tou biofield, ko reira noa te faraoa mua, a inaianei atu ka riro i te ira tangata - i roto i rite te kōpae wātea utaina ki runga!

Hera "Me pēhea te ki te wehewehe i te wahine whakaaro nui i te tangata wairangi"

karanga Zhirinovsky ki Boyarsky:

- Ahakoa i ēnei rā April 1 - ngahau me gags April Kuware o Day, engari ka korero ahau ki a koutou tika i teie nei nui. Tenei wāhanga Ko te haamauraa o toku whakaaro: wahine katoa - wairangi!

Boyarsky:

- e kore ahau e waiho kia categorical. I runga i te whakatauki rongonui, he inversely hautanga ki te roa o tona makawe hinengaro o te wahine. Ko, te makawe he roa - whakaaro poto.

Zhirinovsky:

- E whakaaro koutou e te wahine pakira ko te mohio tino? A, no te riro ahau peresideni, ka kauwhautia e ahau te ture - ki te heu i te tati katoa nalyso! e kore e to tatou whenua e hiahia ana wairangi, ahakoa o sex! Homai wahine pakira!

Boyarsky:

- Na konei, Vladimir Volfovich, hiahia kia koe he. A feruri na no te hoê taime e anake a tawhio wahine pakira, me te tino atamai. He aha, Na, mahi matou tangata? ngaro matou katoa o ratou!

Vera:

- e kore e whiwhi ngaro, rangatira! kua kawea mai e ahau ki a koutou ki konei peia "Me pēhea te ki te wehewehe i te wahine i te tangata huruhuru pakira" i roto i tika 4000. Ehara i te mea e tika ana ki te ara titiro - piri ki te rae me te e mahi koe! Kia riro te reira mārama, i reira te wahine atamai, me te wahi i te tangata poauau.

Zhirinovsky:

- A haere mai i runga i, tirohia i tō kōpae! - Werke homai whiwhi moni kōpae.

Ka hoatu ki te rae, kati ia ona kanohi.

- Ke ... Huri i te reira i roto i taua Vera - he tangata atamai, ko ahau ... Te āhua, rawa, te tangata! - ka tuwhera e ia ona kanohi, kanohi titiro Verka, engari kua riro te reira.

Karakōnui karahiwi o te kau - te reira ngahau, me te hauhautanga!

Me kia te hōtuhi e faiva reira rorirori, poto, rite ngahau. Ka taea e ratou te tākaro i tētahi haerenga tene.

- Ke ... Te āhua ki kia, a kahore ahau e whakapono kore i roto i te reinga te wahine whakaaro nui ranei, me rite ki te haere ahau i tenei a tawhio noa tona maihao iti ... - i rakuraku ia tona matenga.

Boyarsky:

- Aue, enei wahine! Na nui ngā poi ratou tatou, a ka haere mai tonu matou puta noa i runga i to ratou ika rutu! ka huihuia e ahau te kōwhiringa o Miniatures rerekē. Tenei e faiva rorirori, poto, e ngāwari ana ki te tākaro, ara kahore whakangungu. Kia tamata o!

whiriwhiri i te āheinga Michael he iwi torutoru hoatu i roto i o ratou kupu. No tetahi e mohio ko wai e takirua reira kia ki te tākaro iti - reira takoto te hao. tohu Boyarsky ki tetahi o te "kaiwhakaari" ka ui ia ki te tīmata.

Talanoa i roto i te iwi

Ka taea e hōtuhi kia scenes ngahau tangohia i te ora. whakarato hoki maha kōrero o Miniatures o te whakaaturanga pukuhohe tino rongonui rauemi pai. Hei tauira, he pai hoki tata tetahi kamupene pakeke e faiva rorirori i runga i te kaupapa o te whanaungatanga faaipoiporaa.

Young tane akono mau horo'araa marena. Ko te ruma ngā he kuao, tango i te arai. tane:

- e hiahia ana ahau ki te whakatupato ia koutou. I te Rāhoroi i te 18 haora, kei te mahue aku hoa ki te hopu. He hoki i runga i Rātapu i 23 haora. A ka taea e tetahi mea te aukati i tenei: e kore tupuhi ranei i te paroro ranei te āniwhaniwha!

- Whakamiharo - ko kawenga hoa. - Me whakatupato ano hoki koutou e ahau. Katoa ra i 22 haora ki te 23 hoatu e ahau te tino ahau. A ka taea e tetahi mea mutu ahau, kahore āniwhaniwha, kahore paroro, e kore tou hopu!

ha'uti Spicer

A, no te kohikohi te iwi tepu auaha, taketake, kia mohio ki te hoatu ki a ratou te whai wāhi ki te whakapuaki i ratou.

Ko reira ngā ki te haere i runga i mini hararei scenes rorirori, e tākaro he haerenga tene. Tirohanga pānui te kuputuhi, me nga kaitoi o te maha o ngā manuhiri whakaatu te pānga o te mea ratou rongo.

He pai ki te whakamahi i ohie corporative nui i roto i ngā o te wahi e faiva paku. E faataa kore anake e te kuputuhi iho ko tona ihirangi, engari ano hoki te kaha o toi ki te faaite tona ha'uti taketake taime Funny. Hei tauira, he reira taea ki te whakahere i te kōwhiringa taua.

Inu i roto i te ha'uti "Ringihia sosedushke!"

I mua i timata koe ki te tākaro i roto i e faiva rorirori mō ngā rōpū rangatōpū Spicer hiahia ki te whai wāhi i roto i a ratou tohatoha tūranga. E karangatia ratou ki te tauhaa - he kohinga noho o ngā tūemi o kakahu, e ratou taea te whakamahi i.

Tenei wä whai wāhi:

• White Swan.
• wani Ataahua.
• Willow - toru iwi.
• He karaihe o vodka.

tīmata Kaituhi (kaiwhakaōrite) pānui, te kaitapere tataekinna tuhituhi mahi ha'uti. Ko te hua ko taua ngahau scenes e awhina kata ko noa e taea.

taritari wani White,

karanga hoa aroha.

Otiia kihai i rongo moe te wani

Ko ia i roto i te atarangi o wirou matotoru.

haere White Swan

Ko tētahi atu kitea pai.

Kumea-wahia, engari ki te kahore he pai.

moe Swan nūpepa whakamiharo!

haere White Swan

Karāhe o vodka kitea.

Just hiahia ahau ki te inu,

Nana me na - wani konei. He aha mahi?

ka mau to matou wani karaihe,

inu ahau i te reira, grunted, ngau.

White Swan hara

Puritia ia, engari mo te hinengaro

Ua ataata ia. Well, kia

Swan inu. Ko reira e o te oto?

clutched Swan tona puku,

grunted ia, hinga ki runga ki tona taha.

He pae morare: o ratou inu anake!

Ae sosedushke ringihia!

Ko te āhuatanga tino nui

He mea tino nui ki te faaineine i te tauari hararei i roto i nei te whai wāhitanga i taea te tango i nga manuhiri katoa. Na reira, kia whakaaro koutou ki ta taea e koe ki te ngā kēmu rōpū, ngā whakataetae. Competitions pērā i "te taata tia'ii funniest," "Kingi kata rorirori", "ahau -! Te ataahua tino me ātaahua" wahi nui i roto i te kamupene o hoa tata, i te kapa hinonga taitamariki.

E hoki quiz arearea ki taonga ngahau hakari rawa ngahau mohio a e ngā kaiuru mataitai ranei. Rawa katoa pai te whakataetae waiata, i te mea e taea ki te mahi i te himene o tetahi lyrics rereke.