Scene Funny i runga i Maehe 8 mō ngā pakeke. Tauari mo Day te International Women o

March 8 - he hararei o puna, marama, puawai, me, o te akoranga, te hawhe ataahua o te tangata! E hiahia ana koe ki te hanga i fakangalongata'a reira? Mihi kore e nga kotiro ataahua tika tulip tuku iho, me te hakari whakanui, engari ano hoki he wheako ngalongataa? Whakamahia matou tohutohu i runga i te āhua o ki te whakarite i tētahi hararei taketake i runga i Maehe 8 mō ngā pakeke. ka aroha Women reira!

scene Funny i runga i Maehe 8 mō ngā pakeke - "Ko te hopu o taumau"

He pono i roa ngenge o whakataetae hakari hōhā me i tuhia katoa. whakahere tatou ki te noho i te hararei i runga i Maehe 8 mō ngā pakeke e tika ana "kapo i te taumau." tīmata tatou faaineine mo te hui.

Hoki enei scenes, ka hiahia koe te huanga e whai ake nei:

• etahi tokena pango (te maha o "hoto");
• pu ha'uti me ngā pū mīhini;
• Holy (Ka taea te hokona i roto i te toa takawairore, a taea hei i roto i te taonga mō ngā pakeke);
• papa paraharaha, ki te tohu karanga "kaiwhakatuma" (hei tauira, whakamomori № 1, karanga - Pavlovich). I roto i te kōwhiri i te ingoa mo te mea kaiwhakatuma - ki te whakaatu taketake mōrahi me te tikanga o te whakakatakata.

Ko te fakaafe ki te hakari

He pai ki te fakaafe'i kotiro me nga wahine ki te whakanui i te hui. Hei tauira, te ata i runga i Maehe 8 taea hoatu he paihere o te puawai ki te fakaafe roto ki te hanga i te taketake he paihere o ngā tae pepa ranei, me he fakaafe ki tā i te taha muri o te whārangi pepa e hanga i ai e ratou.

Tīmata o te hararei

Ko te sex ataahua ki te hawhe tane o te tangata noho ki raro, mo te tepu festively whakatakotoria i te wa i whakaritea. Ko te 30-40 meneti tuatahi o te hui e wahi i roto i te aratau noa. Korerotia kupu atawhai - mihi whakatapua ki nga wahine ataahua, te tākaro waiata, inu pātara. I muri i tenei wa, haere mai etahi tangata i te tepu i runga i te take o te paowa, me te taka ake i roto i ngā kākahu kohuru.

Kaua e neke! Tenei purutia-tango!

scene Funny i runga i Maehe 8 mō ngā pakeke tīmata ki te meka e te waiata rarua rawa ohorere me te rama i roto i te ruma pakaru whakaeke i roto i tokena i runga i o ratou matenga, karanga: "katoa noho noho! Kaua e neke! Tenei purutia-tango! "E rave rahi kotiro mekameka ki tona nohoanga, pākahiko, te tahi atu kaupapa ranei. I tua atu, ko te "hoto" hoatu mua ratou titauraa e pā ana ki te mea Me ki kia meatia, na tukua ratou "taumau."

rārangi tohu o ngā whakaritenga, whakataetae Pakeke ranei i runga i Maehe 8

Ko te whakaritenga mo te Ruff o tau 1. Kia!

"Hoto" e kōwhiri te patunga tuatahi, kia waiho tetahi te toe tane (kaiwawao) o tenei. Whakaritea he karaihe nui kau, me ia o nga kaiuru kua ki te riringi ki reira etahi wai whakanohoia ki runga ki te tepu, me te "pārurenga" me inu i te cocktail hua. Ki te ki te kaiwawao akakoromaki i te mahi, te "hoto" tukua tetahi o te "taumau".

tau whakaritenga 2. whakaoranga toremi - pakihi o te toromi

ki "Hoto" tuku mau te whakataetae i roto i te "taumau" ratou. Ko te ngako o te whakataetae, ko te ki te whakatau i roto i nei o te kōtiro e pai whakawhanakehia ka matika me te rave'ae. homai ia o nga kaiuru o te whakataetae ko te āhuatanga kore-paerewa, me te whakaekea ki te kitea te ara i roto i o reira. whakaritea te toa o nei i te maha o ngā pōti "hoto" free.

Tauira o ngā āhuatanga:

1. Koe rangatōpū, March 8, amo koutou rawa roa ki te faaineine no te reira riro i mua kakahu whakapaipai, engari tae mai te ahiahi, i kite matou i tona hoa te taua pūeru tangohia.
2. Ki te haere ki kia matua puta mai koe ki ngā mātua o te tane. Koe whiwhi ra katoa rite, engari i te wa i whakaritea ki te matau tino kahore ki te hoatu i runga i te tepu e whai koutou, na tahuna e koe te kai, me te huamata tote rawa.
3. Tera pea e noho koutou i te tepu hakari, ka kua whakanuia i runga i Maehe 8, a ka whatiia koe iwi i roto i kopare me tango e koe pōpula.
4. Apopo koe whakaritea he uiuitanga nui mahi, me te whakatau ia koutou ki a ia ki te whakapaipai ia ia ki runga, me te huruhuru rongoa. Heoi, peita ranei i roa, whai tahi mea ki te maua ki te tae ake koe, engari tou makawe he ranei te tae kanapa māwhero.

Ko te whakaritenga mo te maha 3. te Black Stone

Ko tētahi o nga hoariri karanga e hiahia ana ia ki te kopere. Ana hoa ahanoa me te ngana ki te ata hoa. Na ka tango ia i te putea me te whiua e rua ua i roto i tona kohatu mangu. I tua atu, ta ia ki te katoa i hoatu i roto i tenei putea kotahi pango me te kotahi kohatu ma. Ki te pai te tiki i te kaiuru i tīpakohia ia he kohatu ma, tetahi o te "taumau" ka kia tukua, a ki te kahore, ka nesdobrovat katoa. Ko te kaiuru i ki imi e te mea e tika ana ki te tiki i roto o te putea te kohatu, me te ringa e kumu (i waho e whakaatu ana i te a tawhio noa o te kohatu tae tīpakohia), maka ki waho. Na ka tiki i te toenga o te kohatu, ka waiho reira mangu, i konei te mutunga te rōpū i maka te kohatu i ratou ma.

Ko te tau whakaritenga 4. Haere mai ki runga, mau tamaroa!

Kei te timata "Hoto" ki te oha kotahi, a ka rapu utu ia ratou ki te ngakau. Taukave'i o nga kotiro ataahua (te hawhe tane o te rōpū) tuku he ngahau me te provocatively mahi ditties pakeke i runga i Maehe 8:

Ahau mo toku e aroha nei

rimurapa maoa!

Na inaianei, kahore ngangau atu,

Tatari hoki te ahiahi marathon!

U-uuuhh!

I mahi matou Women,

Ka rite ki te heihei i roto i te neke heihei!

Hard mo katoa o tatou i roto i tenei ra,

I te iti rawa kia kotahi, engari whakawera !!!

U-uuuhhh!

Mai i whetu, kua hinga i te rangi

Ki toku hoa i roto i te tarau!

Ia inaianei rite te tangata hauā

whakahere katoa i te hawhe utu!

U-uuuhh!

Ko te whakaritenga mo te tau 5. Haere mai i runga i, kotiro!

Toe "taumau" tuku ki te tuku i te sex ataahua, waiata waiata pakeke i roto i te himene ki te 8 o Maehe.

waiata Tauira (waiata ki te waiata i te pakiwaituhi "te Musicians Bremen Town," te waiata "Kahore i runga i te whenua e taea e pai"):

i ngenge matou, a-ranei i runga i Maehe 8,

He tau katoa te whakarite, te horoi-he-taha!

A i tenei ra, tika akaanga, reira

A popa shampusik ki vodka-e-i te reira!

A popa shampusik ki vodka-e-i te reira!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,

La-la-la-ee-ee-s!

I runga i tenei hari mōhio he scene rerekē i runga i Maehe 8 mō ngā pakeke e haere mai ana ki tona mutunga arorau. taumau katoa tukua, ka haere tonu ki te oaoa whakanui i te hakari.

mutunga

Ko te runga ake ko te scene rerekē i runga i Maehe 8 hoki kia pakeke mo te rongo o "hoto", e ko, kia homai ai te kotiro i te rārangi o te karanga kaiuru rōpū, a whai ratou ki te imi nei te mea nei.

hiahia matou ki a koutou i te noho ahuareka!